"As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would cosplay Emil was an outright fabrication. The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken cosplayer. Frankly, this cosplay was a mistake, If we were you, we would quit now and cosplay Pokemon like the rest of the group. The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all readers, cake and brief counseling will be available at the conclusion of this journal. Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion that this cosplayer should be shot. Thank you for helping us help you help us all."
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